So it's official. Ted Cruze, you're fucking out! [NOT POLITICS][EDIT: CLUE]

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
04/06/2017 at 11:14 • Filed to: None

After a little over a year, I’m getting out of my lease early. The replacement is one of those cars I’ve wanted since it came out, and isn’t a Cadillac. I take delivery tonight. I’ll post it then, in the meantime, feel free to try to guess what it is.

Clue: It is kind of related to the Saab 9000, but not in any way you’d think.

DISCUSSION (33)

TheHondaBro > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:15

Lexus SC300.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:16

Dodge Stratus

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:17

Chevy Aveo!

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:18

Some kind of Saab

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:20

An old Mercedes with a pentastar shoved in it.

mazda616 > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:24

Model T.

XJDano > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:25

Kinja'd!!!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:30

It’s a Juke!

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:42

T-Rexus?

Rico > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:46

Camaro?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:51

Something pretty much German.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 11:55

Camero?

RallyWrench > XJDano
04/06/2017 at 11:59

I’m pretty sure he wasn’t alive when this was new, but seriously if it’s one of these I’m gonna be so jealous.

S65 > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 12:07

Kinja'd!!!

Ford Fairlane

XJDano > RallyWrench
04/06/2017 at 12:11

I had to pick something that was obviously wrong, but would be so right.

Stapleface > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 12:24

Toyoburu

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 14:09

Kinja'd!!!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 16:26

I’m going to guess it’s something designed by giugaro.

It’s either an alfa romeo, a buick park avenue ultra (giugaro did the interior design of the car), a suzuki SX4, or a subaru SVX.

Tripper > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 16:38

Did you actually get out of the lease, like they paid it out/bought the car, or did they just roll it into the new car?

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 17:06

Alfa?

Viggen > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 17:12

Alfa 164?

Viggen > Your boy, BJR
04/06/2017 at 17:12

Alfa 164?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/06/2017 at 17:15

How the hell did I not know that about the PAU?

Your boy, BJR > Tripper
04/06/2017 at 17:20

I actually got out.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/06/2017 at 17:35

Because GM’s own staff does it 99.5% of the time (for better or worse). Why have one of the biggest and best design studios in the world if you don’t use it?